What’s a soppy cliché I love but shouldn’t?

Number 11 of Keeley’s February writing challenge

Love is… remember these?

Love means never to have to say you’re sorry.

What a load of codswallop! Love doesn’t mean having to say you’re sorry. To me, love means saying you’re sorry even when you damn well know you’ve got nothing to be sorry for, but you’re tired of fighting or sick of the silence.

I fall for a man who tells me this.

Love conquers all.

Love doesn’t conquer all. If love conquered all, there would be a zero percentage divorce rate. Don’t you agree?

I always gave in.

All you need is love.

You’re going to need a lot more than love if your relationship is able to survive the stresses of everyday life.

Everyone has cellulite…

Do you remember the “Love…