This made me laugh, sorry, Darren. I don't think I've written about my adventures in Istanbul yet. I loved the Underground cisterns and search them out wherever I go. The Roman technology always amazes me! My first hammam experience was in Casablanca. Women only in a huge room all naked on marble slabs. The women masseuses just had tiny black panties scrubbed within an inch of my life. At least 27 layers of skin came off but it cured my eczema!