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The Moment I Realised I was Straight

Number 25 in Keeley’s February Writing Challenge

Adrienne Beaumont
2 min readFeb 25, 2023
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To tell you the truth, I’ve never really thought about it. I say things like, “I think I could be a lesbian if it wasn’t for the sex part.” I understand women more than I do men. I know women can be bitches but I can recognise when they are.

After many, many, experiences with men, I just cannot figure them out at all. They say one thing and mean another, I just have never understood them, nor do I think I ever will.

If I ever get too old to enjoy sex, I might hook up with a woman but she’d have to be too old to enjoy sex as well. I do know a few women like this already so that wouldn’t be a problem.

At this point in time, I just enjoy c**k too much to turn gay.

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Adrienne Beaumont
Adrienne Beaumont

Written by Adrienne Beaumont

I’m Australian. I love to travel and write about my adventures.I write about my daily life as a mother and grandmother as well as my past experiences.

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