That government issue stuff should not even be called toilet paper. Newspaper does a better job.

“I also never encountered a real piece of toilet paper until I went away to college because my father would stock our bathrooms with the industrial tissue that he bought at a discount from his government wholesalers. It had all the softness and absorbency of typing paper and acted more like a frosting spreader than a piece of toilet tissue.” 
― Paul Feig,
World's Most Expensive Toilet Paper
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Michael Rhodes
Adrienne Beaumont
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Jul 11, 2023
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That government issue stuff should not even be called toilet paper. Newspaper does a better job.
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I’m Australian. I love to travel and write about my adventures.I write about my daily life as a mother and grandmother as well as my past experiences.
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