SPIDER STORIES #1

Incy, Wincy Spider.

Not so much.

My daughter is awake feeding baby when I hear her scream. I jump out of bed and stumble out to her.

— Mum, Mum. There’s a GIANT effing huntsman. Please, you have to kill it.

— Oh come on darling, it can’t be that big.

— I thought it was a rat.

She is prone to exaggeration, so I wasn’t too concerned.

— Get me a shoe, I mumble.