I Cleaned My Teeth With Soap

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Diana Polekhina

I haven’t lost anything else but this morning, I cleaned my teeth with soap. This must have occurred because I put all my shower toiletries in the one bag including a little hotel soap. The toothbrush must have come into contact with the soap at some stage but it wasn’t until the final clean that I tasted the soap. Eeew!

I could swear here because I’ve already washed my mouth out with soap. Did you threaten your kids with that? Or was it just me?