How can I never have heard of it? Maybe I have a touch of it? My nickname is Unco (my kids call me this, not my friends) I am clumsy and uncoordinated. I have always been this way ever since I was a kid. I’ve rarely played a game of netball where I haven’t fallen over at least once. Doesn’t stop me playing. I love netball. I don’t have trouble getting dressed though, apart from getting that damn bra done up. And I’ve always struggled with that. Weird.